Rihanna Beaten Photo Leaked

I saw this last night, but was too tired to post. And the original article I saw this on didn't exist anymore so I had to do some Googling. Anyways, here's the pic:

That, according to TMZ, is after Chris Brown layed the smack-down on his girlfriend Rihanna.

The police are investigating who could have leaked this photo, so I am assuming it is really her. Either way, bad news for Chris Brown. Good news if it hurts his case.

Chris Brown, who I think is a piece of shit, said he was recently "sorry". Well, if that photo is real, then sorry just ain't gunna cut it Chris! But I think he will learn his lesson if he serves a few years in Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison.

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My Bad! Chris Brown Apologizes, All is Forgiven

Chris "Tommy Lee' Brown issued a public apology today for his behavior regarding recent events surrounding him beating the shit out of his girlfriend. In it, he reminds us that 'to err' is human. Well, I guess he's right -- it's about as human as tears and bruises and handcuffs.

Brown issued this formal apology, as opposed to the informal kind, that involved roses and a large "Sorry I Hospitalized You" Card:

"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writing under my name are frauds."

It perplexes me how over the past week or so there seems to have formed a dividing line, one that separates the Rihanna camp and the Brown one, with some saying that Chris "is a good guy", and that "they'll work it out," completely disregarding the police reports and the hospital visit. A Criminal Threat isn't just a love smite. It's defined as:

"Any person who willfully threatens to commit a crime which will result in death or great bodily injury to another person, with the specific intent that the statement, made verbally, in writing, or by means of an electronic communication device, is to be taken as a threat."

That's the equivalent of saying, "I'm going to fucking kill you."

The fact of the matter is that whether or not Rihanna is a crazy bitch who went apeshit on him, Brown feeding her a knuckle sandwich for dinner isn't going ever to fix the problem. All it's going to do is ruin your career and turn you into fucking Vader in the eyes of America.

And while he spent the bulk of the letter downplaying his actions, never once does he admit that he is seeking any kind of professional help for his problems. God and loved ones can only do so much. And from what I've heard, he puts the blame on loved ones as the reason he behaves like this in the first place.

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Chris Brown Assaults Rihanna, Perpetuates Stereotypes

The iGeneration's Ike Turner has finally revealed himself after he assaulted singer girlfriend Rihanna this past Saturday.



Chris "Bitch done Looked at Me Wrong" Brown is looking at 9 years after being booked on Criminal Threat charges against his girlfriend Rihanna "Umbrella" I Don't Know Her Last Name. It seems he got into an altercation with the Caribbean Queen after they realized they shared different dreams, and decided to bring the civilized debate they were having to a close by giving her the old one-two.

While there's no video of the incident, I imagine the altercation was an amalgamation of two scenarios.

Either A.) Replace the gum with Rihanna.


Or B.) Make Kelly black.

A spokeswoman for Brown's label declined comment. Rihanna's publicist, Amanda Silverman, would only tell E! News that the 20-year-old "Disturbia" singer was involved in an unspecified traffic mishap. "Rihanna is well," the rep said. "Thank you for concern and support."
Per department policy, police declined to identify the alleged victim in the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. in the Hancock Park area, apparently as the two were heading home from Clive Davis' annual pre-Grammy bash, where they had been all smiles.
In a statement, police say Brown and his companion "became involved in an argument. After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker."
By the time officers arrived on the scene, Brown had split.

Update: Not one to dodge his Lowest Common Denominator status, Chris Brown apparently threatened to kill her as well. Suffice it to say, he probably won't be crooning about the minty freshness of doublemint gum anytime soon. Because he'll be too busy getting raped in prison. Piece of shit.

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