The iGeneration's Ike Turner has finally revealed himself after he assaulted singer girlfriend Rihanna this past Saturday.
Chris "Bitch done Looked at Me Wrong" Brown is looking at 9 years after being booked on Criminal Threat charges against his girlfriend Rihanna "Umbrella" I Don't Know Her Last Name. It seems he got into an altercation with the Caribbean Queen after they realized they shared different dreams, and decided to bring the civilized debate they were having to a close by giving her the old one-two.
While there's no video of the incident, I imagine the altercation was an amalgamation of two scenarios.
Either A.) Replace the gum with Rihanna.
Or B.) Make Kelly black.
A spokeswoman for Brown's label declined comment. Rihanna's publicist, Amanda Silverman, would only tell E! News that the 20-year-old "Disturbia" singer was involved in an unspecified traffic mishap. "Rihanna is well," the rep said. "Thank you for concern and support."
Per department policy, police declined to identify the alleged victim in the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. in the Hancock Park area, apparently as the two were heading home from Clive Davis' annual pre-Grammy bash, where they had been all smiles.
In a statement, police say Brown and his companion "became involved in an argument. After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker."
By the time officers arrived on the scene, Brown had split.
Update: Not one to dodge his Lowest Common Denominator status, Chris Brown apparently threatened to kill her as well. Suffice it to say, he probably won't be crooning about the minty freshness of doublemint gum anytime soon. Because he'll be too busy getting raped in prison. Piece of shit.
dammit, beat me to it.
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