So I wuz wathcing the Super Bowl (yay Vikings!1) witht he fams today, Super Bowl Sunday, when along the way during halfway time a musical performance comes on. Some guy named Boss Springfield, idk, my perants were all like "fuck yeah", but i was kind of hoping for maybe some Jonas Bros. or even some Family Force 5 to rok the shit out of that stage. I NEVER GET WHAT I WANT.
But whatever, he's all old and my perants thought he was pretty tubular back in the day, when they were youger (like 50 lolz!) I asked my dad about him, and he told me the only reason I was even around was because of this guy's music, and I was like, GROSS. I DON'T WANT TO THINK OF MY PARENTS HAVING SEX. At frist i was like, who cares about old people, but then I saw my friend kim in the audience (her dad is richer than mine), and she was waving her hands around, and then I thouht well I guess he can't be that bad if Kim is waving her arms around (she dated Tyler, and he's got a motorcylce :))
Anyway, so I was abuot to start dancing with my parents in the living room when my baby started crying and I had to go feed it. I think the reason Jesus hates abortions is because he doesn't want to take care of crying babies as much as I do. I LOVE JESUS!
-KELLI
Andre here. Even if the Super Bowl only serves to remind me how much I don't give a shit about football, I love Bruce Springsteen enough to have watched it anyway.
Before the show, though, I imagined what the performance was going to be like, just so I could prepare myself. I guessed it involved a lot of shoulder-juking, and handkerchiefs in back pockets. There were probably screaming teenage girls who don't know who Bruce Springsteen is, and the red-headed hottie from the E Street Band was all red-headed and hot. And the guy who wears the do rag all the time, too. Oh yeah, and Max Weinberg was probably there. He's a Jew.
If my memory serves me right, Courtney Cox probably showed up at some point, and then Bruce ended the performance by BLEEDING RED,WHITE AND FUCKING BLUE, man.
Oh, wait. Here's a video: Ahh, looks like the arrow didn't fall far from the tree. Wait, what does that even mean?
I can only imagine how many hits we're going to get because I put teen in the tags.
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