Saturday, January 31, 2009

Amy Winehouse's House Sacked


While she was on her vacation, her home got broke into(Yeah, I just got straight up ghetto there)!

My breakdown of the AP's article after the jump.

My thoughts in bold.

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Friday, January 30th 2009, 12:08 PM
Amy Winehouse's London house was burglarized while the singer was on vacation . Cattermole/Getty

Amy Winehouse's London house was burglarized while the singer was on vacation(DOIN DRUGS!).

Amy Winehouse's spokesman says the singer's home in north London was broken into while she was on vacation in the Caribbean. (She forgot to pay someone)

Spokesman Chris Goodman says Winehouse has reported guitars and music-recording equipment stolen. (Also reported missing was all the DRUGS)

Goodman said Friday the home was left empty (except for DRUGS)when Winehouse was on her much-publicized vacation on the island of St. Lucia.

He says Winehouse's neighbors spotted the burglars Thursday and called police. (The "Burglars" are just Amy's drug dealers. She owed them money.)

Officers found the front door kicked in. No arrests have been made. (The police are under the drug dealers payrole)

Winehouse shot to stardom with the multi-Grammy-winning album "Back to Black" in 2006 and has a fortune estimated by the Sunday Times at 10 million pounds(of cocaine!) ($15 million).

Full Article Here(sans my comments, otherwise the exact same thing!)

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