Tuesday, January 20, 2009

John Popper+Pedicab+7 Gin and Tonics = Last Saturday Night

I saw John Popper in a pedicab downtown the other day. He was alone. I have no idea why. I wondered if he paid for his cab with a sweet harmonica solo.



Alas, he was driving away and I had only so much time to ask him the important harmonica-blues related questions that have drifted in my mind in the case of encountering him. That being said, I did what any interviewer itching to kickstart a conversation would do, the same thing I imagine David Frost had written down right before he beat Nixon down with a barrage of questions that left him tacitly guilt-ridden, regretful of agreeing to the interview, and possibly/probably suicidal.

I shouted, "Hey John Popper! Hey John Popper!"

In response to my hard-hitting question, he lifted his two index fingers and waved in a peace-like fashion. It was then, and only then, that I knew I had gotten him right here, in his heart.

And, as he slowly drove away, I found myself asking the one question that I'd have to ask John Popper in the slim chance that I'd ever see him again: did he have to pay for two pedicab tickets? Because he's fat.

P.S. I was drunk.

1 comment:

  1. "....right here, in his heart."

    Even written, it's so dramatic. =)

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