Really? John Landis is suing Michael Jackson? Doesn't he realize the guy ran out of money from the hundred other people that decided to sue him? If he thinks he's due some kind of reward for any inappropriate touching from the King of Pop, he's sorely mistaken. He should have jumped on the bandwagon years ago like the rest of us.
Oh, what's that you say? This is a completely different matter? You're telling me it's a totally logical and legitimate reason for a lawsuit?
So the director of An American Werewolf in London made a video where he turned Michael Jackson into another werewolf and is now suing aforementioned "wolfman" over unpaid royalties from the Thriller video they made over 25 years ago. Apparently, Jackson hasn't paid him in over for four years. Hmm, I wonder what Michael Jackson was doing 4 years ago? Oh, that's right. He was getting sued.
Given that the King of Pop is busy making a Broadway musical about his music, owns the Beatles, and has the Elephant Man's bones locked in a trunk in Neverland, it seems to me that this foul stench could land both him and Landis in a 40,000 year funk.
Take a minute to ponder why that's the most ridiculous sentence I've ever written, because I've written quite a few of them.
Why yes, that's correct -- it IS almost as ridiculous as a long winded sentence/passage from Virginia Woolf's To the Lighthouse!
No? Too high-brow for you? You say that this is a music blog, not a boring ENGLISH blog? Alright. You win. I LOVE SUCKING FARTS OUT OF ASSES WITH A CRAZY STRAW. CRAZY enough for you? Fucking heathens.
Below I've posted an absolutely hypnosis-inducing video on the syntax of a Virgina Woolf sentence. There are two ways to go about it: a.) skip to about 40 seconds to see what I'm talking about. or b.) see how long you last before you decide to open a few veins and just let yourself bleed out in front of your computer. I went with A. Personal decision. I already read the goddamned thing.
At least Virginia Woolf uses three "I's" in her name because it's required and not five "E's" like Stephenie Meyers. Oh...and her writing is actually descriptive.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah... good stuff.