New Logo

Finally got rid of that shitty default Blogger logo. As far as ideas were concerned, a few came to mind while making this masterpiece.

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The first thing I thought of when coming up with the Denoiser Logo was ATTITUDE. Then as soon as I was done acting like a child, I decided to design a proper logo. What I needed were ideas: So I beseeched the Almighty Capital G itself for ideas.

1. Beethoven with Headphones. He's deaf! Get it?! Oh wait. You mean you've seen that 100 times before? Alrighty then! Moving on!

2. My second was a cartoon of an ear and a nose having a conversation. The ear would say, "Hey, do you hear that?" And the nose would say, "No. But I smell Bullshit." That idea died when I quickly discovered that neither noses nor ears have mouths to "speak of".

3. My third idea came to me in a dream, and I recite it as I did unto Pharaoh. Hark, I saw an earhorn, and from it was bestowed an old woman, who shouted, "Thou Sayest What?!" That made no sense to me, so I scrapped it.

4. Finally. Finally, in the wee hours of the morning. I made a list: Things I Love. Chicks, El Caminos, Explosions. Things I Hate: iPods. Guns with the Safety On. Children. Things not Exploding.

Alas, I had found it. I was concentrating too much on things I loved, never on things I hate. Denoiser is as much about things we hate as it is about things we adore. Probably even moreso. So there it was, sitting like a glorious chalice in the arms of Zeus himself -- the shimmering Grail to our Shitty Blog that no one reads. Not Yet.

p.s. Yes, that's the Nirvana font. It was a complete coincidence. Or was it fate?