Well then, I might just have the cure for what ails you. A post 20 years in the making. Dread Zeppelin, Robert Plant's favorite LedZep cover band, is celebrating their 20th anniversary this year. If you don't know Dread Zeppelin, don't fret. You're life is about to change.
Start by bringing King of Rock and Roll back to life, mix it with the guitar hooks and lyrics of one of the Greatest Bands of All Time, set it to a reggae beat, and you'll NEVER have to waste time listening to multiple bands ever again. Dread Zeppelin is like the Crunchwrap Supreme of music, like if KFC bowls were made of good music instead of fucking chicken turds and second harvest corn.
Ever wonder what Black Dog would sound like if it included Elvis's throaty drawl and mid-song ramblings? Ever wonder what Heartbreaker would sound like set to Heartbreak Hotel? DON'T! They've got you covered!
The story goes that Elvis came to Greg Tortell (aka Tortelvis) in a dream and told him to form a band that mixed the lyrical stylings of Elvis with Led Zeppelin songs set to a reggae beat. And by Christ, he did.
Led Zeppelin not enough for you? Think Cream is awesome? How bout Cream with Elvis and reggae? Think the Doors rocks your socks? Try the Doors with a dub sound and some jive-talkin.
I'm serious. This shit is like a classic rock burrito with extra fire sauce.
I'll post tour dates as soon as I get them.
Now imagine Sean Paul's lyrical stylings set to flamenco guitar versions of REO Speedwagon. Can't? Thank God. Me neither.
dude...
ReplyDeletesecond harvest corn? i am reading this just before lunch.
other than that, good stuff.
i must listen to this music.
Oh man, seeing how they look makes me like them even more.
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